Monday 14 April 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen

An AirPlane was Taking Off from John F Kennedy Airport. 
After it reached a comfortable Cruising Altitude [CA ] , 
Captain Mike made an announcement over the intercom, 



Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain Mike speaking.  

Welcome to Flight Number BA 335, 

Nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. 

The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful Flight. 
Now Sit Back and Relax -- 

OH MY GOD!" 

Silence followed and after a few minutes, the Captain Mike came back on the intercom and said, 

Ladies and Gentlemen 

I'm so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the Flight Attendant Miss Rosey 
brought me a cup of coffee and spilt it in my lap. 

You should see the front of my pants! 

A passenger in Coach said, 

"That's nothing, he should see the back of mine!"

No comments:

Post a Comment