Basic Flying Rules for Pilots
1. Try to stay in the Middle of the Air.
2. Do not go near the edges of it.
3. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space.
It is much more difficult to Fly there.
LH741: "Tower, give me a rough time-check!"
Tower: "It's Tuesday, Captain
Tower: Have you got enough Fuel or not?
Pilot: Yes.
Tower: Yes what Capt ??
Pilot: Yes, SIR !
Pilot: "...Tower, please call me a fuel truck."
Tower: "Roger.
You are a fuel truck Capt
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An AirPlane was Taking Off from John F Kennedy Airport.
After it reached a comfortable Cruising Altitude [CA ] ,
Captain Mike made an announcement over the intercom,
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain Mike speaking.
Welcome to Flight Number BA 335,
Nonstop from New York to Los Angeles.
The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful Flight.
Now Sit Back and Relax --
OH MY GOD!"
Silence followed and after a few minutes, the Captain Mike came back on the intercom and said,
Ladies and Gentlemen
I'm so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the Flight Attendant Miss Rosey
brought me a cup of coffee and spilt it in my lap.
You should see the front of my pants!
A passenger in Coach said,
"That's nothing, he should see the back of mine!"
Small Kid : R U Sure About This ?
Cat : Yes
As soon as You will start walking with 2 Legs
They will send You School to do lot of Study :-)
Thats Why I Never Walk on Two Legs :-)
Ha Ha Ha Ha
Most Of the Peoples Who Quit
Don't Even Realise
How Close They Were
From Success
When They Quit
