Basic Flying Rules for Pilots

Basic Flying Rules for Pilots

1. Try to stay in the Middle of the Air.
2. Do not go near the edges of it.
3. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. 

It is much more difficult to Fly there.

Tower and Pilot Jokes

LH741: "Tower, give me a rough time-check!"
Tower: "It's Tuesday, Captain 

Tower: Have you got enough Fuel or not?
Pilot: Yes.
Tower: Yes what Capt ??
Pilot: Yes, SIR !

Pilot: "...Tower, please call me a fuel truck."
Tower: "Roger. 
        You are a fuel truck Capt 

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Ladies and Gentlemen

An AirPlane was Taking Off from John F Kennedy Airport. 
After it reached a comfortable Cruising Altitude [CA ] , 
Captain Mike made an announcement over the intercom, 

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain Mike speaking.  

Welcome to Flight Number BA 335, 

Nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. 

The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful Flight. 
Now Sit Back and Relax -- 

OH MY GOD!" 

Silence followed and after a few minutes, the Captain Mike came back on the intercom and said, 

Ladies and Gentlemen 

I'm so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the Flight Attendant Miss Rosey 
brought me a cup of coffee and spilt it in my lap. 

You should see the front of my pants! 

A passenger in Coach said, 

"That's nothing, he should see the back of mine!"

Small Kid And a Cat

Small Kid :  R U Sure About This ? 

Cat   : Yes

As soon as You will start walking with 2 Legs
They will send You School to do lot of Study :-)

Thats Why I Never Walk on Two Legs :-)

Ha Ha Ha Ha 

Most Of the Peoples Who Quit

Most Of the Peoples Who Quit
Don't Even  Realise 
How Close They Were 
From Success
When They Quit

Interview Call

Company : Big Soft Corp GA
Boss : Mr Mike
Candidate : Robert

Mr Mike : What Make You to Join Big Soft Corp GA ? 
Robert  : Simple I hacked Your Password 
          and 
          
Sent an Interview Call for Me :-)



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Bike Must Be Pulsor only Otherwise Tushar Kapoor is also a Hero

Bike Must Be Pulsor only
Otherwise
Tushar Kapoor is also a Hero 

Robert And Angel were in a Museum

Robert  And Angel were in a Museum

When Angel went into a Museum and Broke a 5000 Year old Vase 
and 

Said 'Thank God Its old!

I would get a Brand New Vase for Free and Gift Them

Robert :  Yo Mama You are So Stupid, 

Fire Truck Game

Fire Truck Game

Robert  And Angel were in a Car Near to a Garden

Robert : Lets Play the Fire Truck Game

Angel :  OK, How do you play?

Robert : I Run my Fingers up Your Leg and You say 
              Red Light when you want me to stop

Angel :  OK


*Few Seconds Later* 

Angel  : RED LIGHT !

Robert : Don't you know, Firetrucks 

Don't  Stop for  Red Lights  ;-)

Chatting Chatting Yes Papa, News Poem of 2014

Chatting Chatting 
Yes Papa

GF Setting 
No Papa

Telling Lies
No Papa

Open Your Fb 
Ha Ha Ha Ha 

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